I'm a Man, Apparently...

So I decided to be real "good" and didn't have a lick of alcohol last night, even though everyone else was boozing it up. Of course, all the ladies at the toenail party gave me a hard time about turning Mormon on them; or rather saving myself to party with the Mormons, instead. But I stuck to my guns and came home sober at 11 pm. I had decided I was going to cut down on my drinking...plus, I was saving myself for the possible debauchery tonight at the Trapp Door. (Not sure anymore though, as I've gotten no sleep. I bet the toenail ladies put a curse on me after I left. Tekoa does have a voodoo doll.)

My plans for a good night sleep (so I could rip the dance floor tonight) backfired on me. I guess my body's just not used to going to sleep sober these days, and I freakin' woke up at 6:30 and couldn't go back to sleep. So what can you do at 6:30 in the morning, especially now that I have a roommate? Not much. So I sat in front of my computer and started reading my friend, Christy's blog from the beginning as she takes some awesome pictures and writes funny captions to go along with 'em.

That's when I stumbled upon this thing called Celebrity Collage by MyHeritage.com. You can upload a photo of yourself, and it matches your face to celebrities. How fun! So I started out by uploading the profile picture I have on this blog page, which my friend, Kimon took with his amazing camera at the library when he came to visit. I like it because I think I look mischievous.

Well, what d'ya know...I'm White. I knew it! Even my own family called me a Whitey when I was little because I had red hair & freckles, and that list of Stuff White People Like is so me in so many ways.

Take a look:

But I had to try another one. This time it's me playing around with my photo-booth on my computer a few months ago.

That's more like it. It finally recognized that I am indeed Asian. I don't know who Matsu Takako is, but she's hot and she's Japanese. No wonder people talk to me in Japanese when I visit Korea. In case you didn't know, I'm not White nor am I Japanese. (Nor Chinese to those of you in Utah.) From what I've been told, I'm a descendant of the founder & the first king of the Joseon Dynasty in Korea.

I don't know. I still wasn't convinced. These chics are way too hot. So I tried another picture. That's me right now, messy bed-head, shiny face from the night cream I put on before going to bed (hey, how do you think I stay looking so young!?), all puffy and look what it turned up...

I'm a man. No wonder I get hot for girls when I'm drunk. That's my uninhibited male side coming out. Hmm...could this be why I like skinny, pretty boys in real life?